Celebrated my test getting cancelled by going to a concert. very on brand for me!
Dad’s weekend is when everyone realizes bill is 20x funnier than i’ll ever be💙
Comment how many concert tickets you think i’ve impulse-bought in my life!
You may all go to hell, and i will go to texas
Like this if it was rude of my dad to wear wvu colors to the game, comment if i should forgive him since he brought our dog to austin
When someone asks me how i plan on getting through midterm season
Ask me how excited rachel was to see the pigs
Hold on to the memories, they will hold on to you