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grootjasmijn

Jasmijn Groot I'm not good with the IG. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? #sarcasm #chandlerbing #nilesthebutler #sarcasmking
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Alternatieve titel tijd: "hoe de plank mis te slaan op valentijnsdag."
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#valentijnsdag #boeken #hartjes #titel #toneofvoice #plankmisslaan #sarcasm

comment 0 star 16 2 days ago

It's the end of an era. after six years i'm leaving my hotel job in search of new things. and as if he knew, a guest from hong kong presented me with this red envelope on my very last shift, wishing me prosperity and good luck for the new year. oh my god, who is cutting those onions?!?!?!
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#chinesenewyear
#redenvelope #hongkong #onions
#hotellife
#endofanera #sarcasm

comment 1 star 23 3 weeks ago

Second only to your mom!
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#yomomma
#yourmom
#artis
#zoo
#sign
#content
#text
#sarcasm

comment 0 star 10 3 weeks ago

George orwell on the rise of the word 'fucking' as a swear word. "no doubt in time 'fucking' [...] will find its way into the drawing-room..." if only he knew. .
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#georgeorwell
#downandoutinparisandlondon #book
#quotes
#fucking #swearing
#sarcasm

comment 1 star 8 3 weeks ago

Thanks tallinn for the history, the hõõgvein and the hillarious street names.
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#tallinn
#estonia
#history
#citytrip
#hõõgvein
#hilarious
#streetnames
#snow
#posse
#sarcasm

comment 0 star 20 3 weeks ago

We found this in the guestbook of a cafe. apparently germans do have humour.
#germany
#greek
#guestbook
#funny
#humour #whenyouseeit #tallinn
#sarcasm

comment 1 star 14 4 weeks ago

With such a view, you can leave me in this tower forever. i'll let my hair down whenever i feel like company.
#tower
#kiekindekök
#view
#skyline
#city
#modern #fairytale #snow #rapunzel #tallinn
#estonia #sarcasm

comment 0 star 17 4 weeks ago

Alternatieve titel tijd: 'of je pikk kihlus. kun je vellen schijten.'
#ofjeworstlust
#kunjevellenschijten #alternativetitle
#book
#tallinn #sarcasm

comment 0 star 10 4 weeks ago

No instagram filter can cover the fact that my eyes are horizontally challenged.
#instagram
#filter
#eyes
#crooked
#horizontallychallenged
#tallinn
#winter
#snow
#portrait #fur #selfie #sarcasm

comment 4 star 23 4 weeks ago

Snow confetti. now lie down on the ground, spread your arms and legs and be my snow angel! (original photos by @jronteltap )
#bitch #tallinn
#snow
#belowzero
#snowangel
#confetti
#sarcasm

comment 0 star 21 4 weeks ago

Throwback to last year, when we were in edinburgh and it was -8. i opted for a warmer destination this year, yet we ended up with tallinn, where it's presently -17.
#throwback #thursday #citytrip
#edinburgh
#tallinn
#celsius
#belowzero
#freezing #sarcasm

comment 2 star 18 4 weeks ago