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grootjasmijn

Jasmijn Groot I'm not good with the IG. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? #sarcasm #chandlerbing #nilesthebutler #dorothyzbornak #sarcasmqueen
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85 followers
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I feel like david attenborough, gerry durrell and gertrude bell when i'm walking the dog.
photo by: @circular.trust .
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#explore #more #walkingthedog #davidattenborough #gerrydurrell #gertrudebell #lookitup #getout #nature #takingawalk #exploremore #sarcasm #oyeah #iforgot #itsme #me #me #me #itsallaboutme

comment 2 star 26 6 days ago

A picture of me. 'cause everything is about me.
photo by: @circular.trust .
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#me #mememe #meme #me #me #me #me #me #me #me #me #me #me #me #me #me #me #me #me #me #sarcasm

comment 0 star 28 last month
comment 6 star 17 last month

Tfw you thought that the "bella bambina, two o'clock!"-yell was nicolas cage's most ridiculous delivery of all time, but then you realise he was actually spot on.
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#mybad #nicolascage #captaincorellismandolin #book #movie #film #war #secondworldwar #greece #cephalonia #islandlife #quotes #script #bella #bambina #sarcasm #tfw #thatfeeling

comment 0 star 16 last month

That feeling of disappointment when a movie series that was supposed to be about sm is about everything but that.
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#fiftyshadesofgrey #fiftyshadesfuckedup #fiftyshadesofshit #jamiedornan #dakotajohnson #whenareyouguysgonnafuck #iwannaseesomeaction #disappointment #vanillaboring #sarcasm

comment 8 star 13 March 2019

Don't trust this smile. i will take your baby. @derksmarloes knows i tried.
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#kidnap #babynap #baby #babies #babyshower #proudauntie #sarcasm

comment 1 star 29 February 2019

I'll never make fun of the south of the netherlands ever again.
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#cathedral #gothic #sunset #church #south #thenetherlands #holland #northandsouth #makingfun #sarcasm

comment 2 star 19 February 2019

Alternatieve titel tijd: "hoe de plank mis te slaan op valentijnsdag."
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#valentijnsdag #boeken #hartjes #titel #toneofvoice #plankmisslaan #sarcasm

comment 0 star 18 February 2019

It's the end of an era. after six years i'm leaving my hotel job in search of new things. and as if he knew, a guest from hong kong presented me with this red envelope on my very last shift, wishing me prosperity and good luck for the new year. oh my god, who is cutting those onions?!?!?!
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#chinesenewyear
#redenvelope #hongkong #onions
#hotellife
#endofanera #sarcasm

comment 1 star 23 February 2019