Some girls want diamonds i just want some pizza and a head massage.... also maybe some head before that head massage 😝
This yellow power ranger is 100% me when i come home after a long day of work and just wanna netflix and chill in peace. ✌🏼
No joke but this is literally me and my cat pancakes @pancakesbenson we're like obsessed with each other except that she probably hates me and wants to m****r me in my sleep or whatever lol i dunno. (@brokebetches)
Best friends are people you can be mad at for only a short amount of time since you got gossip to tell them. #youbettersitdownforthis 👯
I'm at that age that everything is dropping, like my credit score, my friends, my lovers, my patience, my money, my looks... everything except weight. (follow @shopdaddyissues )
The awkward moment when you go out for "one drink" and you end up having 15 tequila shots with a side of molly followed by dirty s*x with a friend that u will never look at the same way again as you pause n think to urself "i can't find my underwear or my morals" 🙋🏼🙋🏼🙋🏼
( rp @violetbens0n follow muah ) literally all the time. like i take it back moses i was a little s**t but a smaller little s**t please give me back that body so i can post a flames body selfie.