There's nothing like the alcohol hitting u on the way to the club n u realise ur 30 still clubbing still s*****g that d and can't even get a text back with the only thing waiting for you at home is a cat that hates you. 😃
Real best friends take pictures of you without you needing to ask. 👯 (@humor_me_pink) (@thoughtcatalog)
Just text it to me da fuk.. or tag me in a meme so i know you care.
I just woke up and i'm pretty hungry and found this in my camera roll. it's chicken, i'd still eat it so ya enjoy i guess. ps. how embarrassing is it when a chicken is a better dancer than you? you can't dance and your dad doesn't love you ugh. (video by: @hothotweezly)
Oh but i did 🙈 it's okay to have s*x with a guy on the first date, just make sure you say things like "omg i never do this!!" so he knows you're a liar too.
I don't think guys understand the level of stalking that us girls are on. we know about every female in ur life, what she had for breakfast and how many times u liked her pictures including the one you liked yesterday at 7:02 pm from 2014, stop playing. (@thoughtcatalog)
Every time i work out i get this allergy where i'm sweating, can't breathe, my face gets red and my body hurts so ya i don't wanna risk it. // ya não me inscrever para cardio 🤷🏼♀️🙅🏼
I don't need a boyfriend... i already have someone that gives me mixed signals, comes around only for food and leaves when i get too needy... it's called my cat lol! i love her so much. (@violetbens0n)