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Violet Benson Everyone has an alter ego, this one is mine ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿผ Foreign/Speak 3 languages/Weirdo FB show: Top 5 With Violet Benson ๐Ÿ’Œ:[email protected] http://shopdaddyissues.com/
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Go check out my @violetbens0n ig story rn! ๐Ÿ’‹

comment 5,633 star 71,498 Yesterday

That’s why i can never live with a roommate because i don’t want them messing up my mess. i consider myself a super organised messy person. ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿผ‍โ™€๏ธ

comment 11,808 star 123k 3 days ago

Going back to reality n work is so hard after being a lazy potato during the holidays and not leaving my couch for days while my mum spoon feeds me like the princess that i am. now my boss wants me to be at work on time all 5 days of the week like why is this happening.... ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผ‍โ™€๏ธ

comment 15,137 star 99,407 4 days ago

I found this so funny that i walked into a pole while reading this. anyway, still pretty tho.

comment 7,035 star 109k 4 days ago

Basically me and @basicbitch last night after 12 drinks. ๐Ÿ‘ฏ‍โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿท

comment 24,266 star 121k 5 days ago

Only @hinge matches you with friends of friends. go get that arssssss sugar t**s ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜โค๏ธ

comment 3,595 star 32,985 5 days ago

I feel like drinking is super fun until you hit 24 and your hangovers last for 4 days and you start going to sleep at 9pm and get excited when people cancel plans on you because ur so forking dead inside and ya that’s life so whoever wrote this text is obviously under 24. i’ll be like fook ya sober january let’s be weird cat/plant ladies instead. anyway happy monday everyone i guess...

comment 12,103 star 85,948 6 days ago

Is adulthood just like a lot of alcohol and waiting for ur next paycheck so you can buy more alcohol and make terrible decisions? bc same.

comment 10,325 star 108k 1 weeks ago

The best o****m i’ve ever had.... has been with myself @violetbens0n u da real mvp.

comment 11,062 star 172k 2 weeks ago

Only sisters can beat the c**p out of each other and go see a movie together 2 hours later. (@shopdaddyissues )

comment 31,803 star 99,980 2 weeks ago

It’s a known fact that women outlive men.. so make sure you find those ride or die betchez and never let them go. like me for example if anyone ever forking called me!!! helllllooooo it’s me...... ๐Ÿ˜’

comment 10,248 star 190k 2 weeks ago

You gotta take tequila the same way you take a new d, open wide and swallow that nasty nasty and pretend you’re not gonna regret it the next day.

comment 15,476 star 124k 2 weeks ago

The moment you realize there are still good dudes out there and you’re not gonna die alone like ur therapist said you would!!! @hinge

comment 654 star 30,468 2 weeks ago

I'm a needy gf but not needy like "buy me this buy me that" more like "call me, facetime me, text back fast, come over see me, give me all of ur attention, don’t have s*x with anyone else but me & love me... like forever” ๐Ÿ’–

comment 17,633 star 111k 2 weeks ago

The only exercise i do is run away from emotionally available men but also i masturbated a lot during the holidays to keep off all those carbs anyway just a few vibrators left on my site!! go get them before it’s sold out. hurryyy link in bio. ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ’–

comment 8,997 star 86,241 2 weeks ago

I feel like everyone’s getting married and pregnant and i’m over here dodging emotionally available men for guys who won’t even pay for my uber home smh

comment 5,242 star 152k 2 weeks ago

Nothing ruins my mood faster than slow walkers, long lines and traffic!!! today was one of those days where i just wanted to go back to bed but then this made me smile. i love old people and animals so much ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

comment 4,812 star 226k 3 weeks ago

Ya s*x is cool but have you ever had 73 breadsticks and a chocolate cake at 2am in ur bed and woke up hungover with crumbs and chocolate all over you and thought that you accidentally s**t yourself? because same!

comment 10,779 star 170k 3 weeks ago

Im hiring! ๐Ÿ˜ looking for a new intern, personal assistant, and blog contributors. go to my insta story for details to apply for the current open positions. ๐Ÿ’‹

comment 7,112 star 122k 3 weeks ago

“you look mean” that’s because i am, bai.

comment 8,266 star 83,271 3 weeks ago