I don't get all these people bragging about w**d today and it being 4/20 it's like why don't you s**u and do some m**h like an adult...#420 (@thoughtcatalog)
One time when i was out of town and super wasted, i ordered a chocolate cake to my room and i guess fell asleep before i could finish it. i woke up n***d with the chocolate cake all over my sheets and body. i thought i s**t myself till i realized it was the chocolate cake. anyway, i'm single.
Doesn't matter how lame the place you're at is, if you have your bff by your side, it's a party. 👯
Is adulthood just like a lot of alcohol and waiting for ur next paycheck so you can buy more alcohol and make terrible decisions? bc same.
This yellow power ranger is 100% me when i come home after a long day of work and just wanna netflix and chill in peace. ✌🏼