My friend just got married, got pregnant and bought a house while i managed to finish a whole pint of ice cream on my own...
My new years resolution was to lose 15 pounds and i'm proud to say that i'm officially 25 pounds away from my goal weight!! 😅😭 (@thoughtcatalog)
If u dating my bff then we dating too! so if you break my bff's gentle heart then we got a problem now 2🖕🏼. #icursethedayyouwereborn #byefelicia
Me: *doesnt sleep, is tired* me: *sleeps a bit, is tired* me: *sleeps average amount, is tired* me: *sleeps a lot, is tired* me: *is tired* (@therealsarahhyland)
This is literally me with my cat!! i wanna cry when she does this, i cancel all my plans and wish i didn't live alone so someone could capture this beautiful moment. 😍😩
Just complaining my way thru life, one day at a time. find someone you can hate everything with you and call it love ❤
If you're dating my best friend then best believe you are dating me now too.... boiiii stop playing lol
Cash me outssside politely going back into my house because i hate everyone and i rather binge watch shows alone while petting my cat. 😻💋
Surround yourself with tacos not negativity (follow @shopdaddyissues)
Me and my bff's hit that age in our lives where it takes us 3 hours to get ready to go out and by that time we're already d***k and ready to watch netflix n order in n f**t in peace. (@barkpost)
Adderal is really perfect to remind you to colour coordinate your closet at 3am @thoughtcatalog
Girlll i always encourage my bff's hoe activities since the stories i get to hear during sunday's brunch are way better than any reality show out there.