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Violet Benson Everyone has an alter ego, this one is mine πŸ’πŸΌ TURN ON POST NOTIFICATIONS πŸ’‹ πŸ“: www.DaddyissuesLA.com πŸ’Œ: [email protected] SHOP⬇️ http://shopdaddyissues.com/
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There's nothing like the alcohol hitting u on the way to the club n u realise ur 30 still clubbing still s*****g that d and can't even get a text back with the only thing waiting for you at home is a cat that hates you. πŸ˜ƒ

comment 6,383 star 30,553 1 hour ago

Real best friends take pictures of you without you needing to ask. πŸ‘― (@humor_me_pink) (@thoughtcatalog)

comment 17,448 star 85,326 20 hours ago

Just text it to me da fuk.. or tag me in a meme so i know you care.

comment 5,316 star 40,852 Yesterday

Diet tip: your pants will never feel too tight if you don't wear any and just go to work wearing diapers instead. πŸ‘πŸ»

comment 5,651 star 77,930 2 days ago

I just woke up and i'm pretty hungry and found this in my camera roll. it's chicken, i'd still eat it so ya enjoy i guess. ps. how embarrassing is it when a chicken is a better dancer than you? you can't dance and your dad doesn't love you ugh. (video by: @hothotweezly)

comment 9,980 star 18,501 2 days ago

When life gives you lemons make lemon soup and add some adderal so you can get s**t done but also add some xanax so you can chill the f**k out with a touch of d**k because d**k makes everything better.... it's a d**k soup omg (@thoughtcatalog)

comment 6,332 star 99,366 3 days ago

If i stopped m**********g for you and decided to dip my face in some makeup so i can go from a 2 to a 6 then you best believe i am coming to your house and dragging you out by your hair skank.

comment 10,030 star 74,669 2 weeks ago

Sorry husband material men that will treat me like beyoncé but i'm already taken by an emotionally unavailable dude that's going to lead me on for 3 months to 72 years.. because i clearly enjoy the pain! lol (@tasteslikesarcasm)

comment 10,785 star 81,953 2 weeks ago

Oh but i did πŸ™ˆ it's okay to have s*x with a guy on the first date, just make sure you say things like "omg i never do this!!" so he knows you're a liar too.

comment 8,405 star 59,978 2 weeks ago

This review alone made me wanna download this dating app πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ i'm definitely looking for a man that can appreciate a good hug πŸ˜œπŸ€—

comment 528 star 41,805 2 weeks ago

Totally forgot to post today. guess times flies when you take two naps a day n r completely useless. anyway happy #nationalbestfriendsday @violetbens0n

comment 16,203 star 87,653 2 weeks ago

I can't wait till i'm married and my husband buys me a ton of chanel bags and goes down on me a lot bc he's so thankful i let him touch me and then our chef cooks us dinner and then my hubby rubs my head till i fall asleep after. ❀

comment 9,040 star 96,590 3 weeks ago

If i had to choose between taking a guy home or taking some pasta home, i think i would go with the pasta.... 🍝

comment 15,303 star 69,789 3 weeks ago

I can't wait for someone to put baby in me so i can do fun things like this... (@thoughtcatalog)

comment 6,163 star 79,312 3 weeks ago

I'm so l*z for my bff's that they stopped having sleepovers with me, so now i just watch them sleeping outside their window. 😍 tag a bff

comment 14,665 star 65,535 4 weeks ago

50 shades of, i don't mean to come off too strong but let me see that d**k daddy. πŸ™ƒπŸ˜ (swipe left. haters will say it's photoshopped but i'll say we're dating)

comment 9,168 star 210k 5 weeks ago

Oprah is my religion and if she tells me to eat bread then i'm gonna f*****g eat bread because skinny people never smile n i wanna be happy// fique feliz coma pão πŸ₯–πŸ₯πŸ₯–πŸ₯β€

comment 8,548 star 85,135 last month

I don't think guys understand the level of stalking that us girls are on. we know about every female in ur life, what she had for breakfast and how many times u liked her pictures including the one you liked yesterday at 7:02 pm from 2014, stop playing. (@thoughtcatalog)

comment 10,635 star 78,056 last month

Every time i work out i get this allergy where i'm sweating, can't breathe, my face gets red and my body hurts so ya i don't wanna risk it. // ya não me inscrever para cardio 🀷🏼‍β™€οΈπŸ™…πŸΌ

comment 8,711 star 48,773 last month

I don't need a boyfriend... i already have someone that gives me mixed signals, comes around only for food and leaves when i get too needy... it's called my cat lol! i love her so much. (@violetbens0n)

comment 13,874 star 79,312 last month